Lazy Roasted Veggies
No, seriously, so lazy. So lazy that I will do it. (I eat a lot of salad, but I basically don't cook vegetables.)
Get an assortment of frozen veggies. If you are really lazy, also get some fishsticks or chicken nuggets or something.
Set the oven to 425 degrees, or whatever your protein is going to want to cook at.
Fill a bowl with frozen veggies
Shove them in the oven for 15 minutes. No, I don't care if it hasn't finished preheating.
After the 15 minutes, take out the pan, stir the vegetables around a bit, and shove them over to make room for your protein. Add the frozen protein and cook again until it's done. (I usually do fish sticks, so an additional 17 minutes.)
When they're done, scoop the veggies back into the original bowl (which incidentally still has spices and oil in it!) to eat out of. Shove your protein on a plate and optionally add some condiments. Throw away the foil.
You have dirtied: one bowl, one spatula, one small plate, and one fork. Hooray!